Scroggins Crosswired Local News - December 1999

Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality

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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see)

Dec. 31, 1999

Y2K not a problem for parody web-site as it turns... ^(#*&$&)#)$))

Dec. 30, 1999

Christmas trees and city council manure a complimentary combination

Dec. 29, 1999

No report

Dec. 28, 1999

MPD OK 4 Y2K- Translation: Macon police prepared for Y2K

Dec. 27, 1999

Tourism officials hope new slogan helps them sell Macon

Dec. 16-24, 1999

Merry Christmas!

Dec. 15, 1999

Mayor Ellis promises austerity at black-tie gala extravaganza

Dec. 14, 1999

New mayor urges unity during festive inauguration, says 'save bickering for later'

Dec. 13, 1999

Aquarium revolt heats up at Bibb County courthouse

Dec. 10, 1999

Judges oppose extravagance and table dances in smoking booths

Dec. 9, 1999

Bibb school board fails common sense test

Dec. 8, 1999

Bibb P&Z proposes death penalty for tree ordinance violators

Dec. 6-7

No report

Dec. 3, 1999

Clinton signs treaty banning abusive football

Dec. 2, 1999

Hancock prisoner thrown out with trash

Dec. 1, 1999

Justice says there's no danger from second-hand asbestos

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Disclaimer: The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins

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These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.

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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.

See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.

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