Scroggins Crosswired Local News -
December 1999Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
Headline Index || Editorials || Photo News || Click here for Redneck Version
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Y2K not a problem for parody web-site as it turns... ^(#*&$&)#)$)) |
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Christmas trees and city council manure a complimentary combination |
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Dec. 29, 1999 |
No report |
MPD OK 4 Y2K- Translation: Macon police prepared for Y2K |
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Tourism officials hope new slogan helps them sell Macon |
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Dec. 16-24, 1999 |
Merry Christmas! |
Mayor Ellis promises austerity at black-tie gala extravaganza |
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New mayor urges unity during festive inauguration, says 'save bickering for later' |
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Aquarium revolt heats up at Bibb County courthouse |
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Judges oppose extravagance and table dances in smoking booths |
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Bibb school board fails common sense test |
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Bibb P&Z proposes death penalty for tree ordinance violators |
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Dec. 6-7 |
No report |
Clinton signs treaty banning abusive football |
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Hancock prisoner thrown out with trash |
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Justice says there's no danger from second-hand asbestos |
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Write Your Own Macon News Story
These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.
Visit the AM940 Morning Show web site
To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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